The Republic of Laughter

Posted on July 8, 2009


Begin.  First.  No. 1.  I.  The greatest.  The one and only.  The quintessence of success.  Peerless. Without compare.  Handsome.  Beautiful.  I can see this world.  20 20.  Boss.  Expert.  The man in charge.  Top banana.  Capo.  The biggest cheese of all big cheeses.  Beyond equal.  In the premier league.  Best parking spot.  Royal box.  The most incomparable pop genius of all time.  The greatest tennis player the world has ever seen.  The most expensive footballer on planet earth.   I am the greatest that ever was and ever will be.

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