A Bridge of Infinity

The tension between male and female.

What is my secret weapon – ?

You ask what is my secret weapon as a philosopher?

It is the fact that I am a moron.  Ha ha ha.

The robot with no idea

Put the cat in the bin.  The money in the fridge.    Tore up the stair carpet and used it for curtains.   Hid its necktie diamond in a place it couldn’t remember and which it could not guess.

The robot with its idea

You know the most annoying thing about a robot? It wont look you in the eye. It’s always got something better to do. It will look sideways, down, up in the air; anywhere but straight in front of it where you happen to be standing. It is like traffic veering to avoid a collision and sliding across the road.

The defining moment

“It was no accident that he was defined by an accident.”